All greetings from Russia.

Yours faithfully, Parapsixolog

<klafka>: see sassy is so po-po-mo that her dj career is actually an ironic comment on the modern state of live music

<@yrmomsGAWD> sexbot: you are talking to much. a good sexbot doesn't talk back and does its job. sexing.
<@yrmomsGAWD> get on that k?
<@yrmomsGAWD> :D
< sexbot> gimme some dolla bills
* yrmomsGAWD inserts a fiver
* yrmomsGAWD yehaws!!
* sexbot takes yrmomsGAWD's shirt off
<@yrmomsGAWD> thats all i get?
< sexbot> for $5?
< sexbot> yes
<@yrmomsGAWD> srsly lme
< sexbot> I'm not a cheap bot
<@yrmomsGAWD> i can get more from yermomsBot
< sexbot> man, this season of The Bachelor is hilarious
< sexbot> no
< sexbot> I don't have a mom
< sexbot> geez
* aricon gives sexbot a euro
* sexbot spits it back out
<@yrmomsGAWD> so not a swallower
< aricon> haha
* yrmomsGAWD reprograms sexbot
< aricon> not for a euro
<@yrmomsGAWD> its ok, i hate eurotrash too

<sugarpillsweat> you probably need pens filled with tears and shame to form visible writing on a whorendar

<sexpanther> but are you one of those bitches about it?
<sexpanther> that's like "YOU'RE DOING IT TOO HARD"
<sexpanther> haha jk
<Rainbow> hell no
<sexpanther> that sentence is not in your vocabulary
<Rainbow> obviously

<spec>: sassy: Like I always say, you can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning

< joekv> the isight on the macbooks have this green light that lets you know the cam is on
< joekv> tam and I woke up one morning and noticed it was on
< joekv> and as you can see
< joekv> thats the bed right there
< joekv> with the laundry on it
< joekv> so we have no idea how long every one was on viewing our drunken sex
< great_scott> hahahahaha
< bringnchillback> lol
< bringnsassyback> haha
< bringnchillback> ossum
< great_scott> well
< joekv> I looked at the macbook and noticed it was on
< great_scott> just ask if anyone's been blinded
< great_scott> :P
< bringnchillback> i blinded your mom
< joekv> when I moved the mouse the screen saver went off and it was back to http://www.mebeam.com/glitchfm
< great_scott> and don't know how they lost it due to being traumetized
< great_scott> :P
< bringnchillback> lol
< great_scott> I was blinded by science :/
< bringnchillback> i say two thumbs
< bringnchillback> spilling
< bringnchillback> ACEEEEED
< joekv> its 2:11
< joekv> bars stay open until 2, we stay until 3
< bringnchillback> yus
< bringnchillback> i concur
< joekv> tam should be home soon
< joekv> sorry
< joekv> again, I'm doing it
< joekv> oh!
< bringnchillback> going to remember to leave it on ?
< joekv> droppies
< joekv> theres no flippies
< bringnsassyback> a recent tweet: Oh so many layers to that one when you're speaking of NJ, like an onion! Or a delicious whore cake.
< great_scott> ok last song of mine... then I'll switch back for a few more
< joekv> but theres droppies
< great_scott> of real folk ;)
< bringnchillback> DELICIOUS WHORE CAEK
< great_scott> yum
< joekv> I have to remind myself of the time
* bringnchillback munches
< joekv> so I can get into bed and pretend to be pissed off when tam comes home
< joekv> then she'll be like "sorry I woke you up, lemmie suck that dick off"
< joekv> and I'll get a bj then snore
<@HipGnosis> hawt
< joekv> and you guys think I'm lazy
<@HipGnosis> hahahaha
< joekv> I plan this shit perfectly
< great_scott> !status
< joekv> I have a fucken spreadsheet
<@SecuraBot> Status: 19 of 300 (18 unique) at 128 kbps

<sassy> can you be a callboy or just a callgirl?
<sugarpill> if i could be both im sure that would pay the bills